You’ll be sad if you miss Asteroids: Live! And when you’re sad, I get sad, and then you’ll just feel awful about that, and I’ll just feel even worse, and we’ll all just be absolutely miserable together to no possible end. It’s a terrible, terrible cycle.
Alternately, if you DO go see Asteroids: Live!, on stage at the Dark Room Theater at 2263 Mission St in San Francisco on Friday and Saturday at 8 o’clock, you’ll be incredibly happy because the play is SO FUNNY, and your happiness will, in turn, make me incredibly happy because nothing fills me with more joy than to see a smile on your lovely face, which will make you even happier, et cetera, ad infinitum.
Choose happiness. Come see Asteroids: Live!