Why are you all oranges and apples, Runts?!?! I buy you for bananas.
(Is this like Twitter? Is there a small, tiny, possible chance that the creators of this candy will actually see my complaint via the blogosphere or do I need to call them? I probably won’t call, though… I used to call customer comment lines often in high school, usually when I was bored in drama class. Sometimes I got free t-shirts. Anyway, this time, I just want banana Runts. And while I have your attention: Hey! Why can’t I buy Lik-a-Stix without the Fun Dip? Riddle me that, Internet.)