Remember when I was unhappy with my Runts selection?
I called Wonka (because I’m that kind of person) and they sent me about $10 worth of coupons and a nice letter thanking me for my comments, and the next box I bought was well-mixed.  Way to go, Wonka!! 

Remember when I was unhappy with my Runts selection?

I called Wonka (because I’m that kind of person) and they sent me about $10 worth of coupons and a nice letter thanking me for my comments, and the next box I bought was well-mixed.  Way to go, Wonka!! 

Why are you all oranges and apples, Runts?!?!  I buy you for bananas.
(Is this like Twitter?  Is there a small, tiny, possible chance that the creators of this candy will actually see my complaint via the blogosphere or do I need to call them?  I probably won’t call, though… I used to call customer comment lines often in high school, usually when I was bored in drama class.  Sometimes I got free t-shirts.  Anyway, this time, I just want banana Runts.  And while I have your attention: Hey!  Why can’t I buy Lik-a-Stix without the Fun Dip?  Riddle me that, Internet.)

Why are you all oranges and apples, Runts?!?!  I buy you for bananas.

(Is this like Twitter?  Is there a small, tiny, possible chance that the creators of this candy will actually see my complaint via the blogosphere or do I need to call them?  I probably won’t call, though… I used to call customer comment lines often in high school, usually when I was bored in drama class.  Sometimes I got free t-shirts.  Anyway, this time, I just want banana Runts.  And while I have your attention: Hey!  Why can’t I buy Lik-a-Stix without the Fun Dip?  Riddle me that, Internet.)