Becky’s Impersonation of a Baseball Pitcher.

(I’ve recently decided to get really into sports.)

Teenagers can get away with doing certain things adults cannot. 

Special guest appearance by Johannes Leviathan.

My pocket computer (I won’t call it a “smartphone” because that makes the assumption other phones are stupid, plus it’s much more a computer than a telephone, anyway) recently informed me that it’s running out of memory, so I’m converting my voice memos to video musings, as internet messages to the world Future Becky.

This one is called Reddit, For Example, Also Makes Me Feel Equally Euphoric and Dizzy.